What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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