What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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You just won the game...

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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