A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

19th amendment

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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