Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Get in the Batmobile.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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