Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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women's rights

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Penis.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Anti Joke

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