Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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