Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Wats a joke?

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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