Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Chuck Norris.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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