- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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