I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

a man was shot.... he died

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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