- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so fat. your fat!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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