Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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