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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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