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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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