Knock Knock! Come in..

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What happen? Idk...

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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