Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

general tso's broccoli

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

knock knock Labrinth come in

The Barackness Monster

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

fruit salad?

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Where's my baby??

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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