What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Woman's rights

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What black and has children A black man

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Health food.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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