- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Donald Trump

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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