Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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a man died

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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