WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What is cold? Winter

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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