why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What did the mole say? Nothing

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Giving birth to the antichrist

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Obama.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Nickelback.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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