A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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^that joke's not funny

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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