What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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