- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Jasper sucks.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Men's rights

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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