- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Penis

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

i am predestal

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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