- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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