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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A blonde dies Lololol

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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