- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

sky silverstein

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

why does the man appear fat he is

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Cripples are lame.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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