- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

If life hands you lemons Take them

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Asians...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

knock knock go away

Dallas Cowboys

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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