- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Asians...

i have aids and a chode

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Military intelligence.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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