Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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The.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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William Raines.

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The Mets win the World Series

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penis

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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balls in ya mouf

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Anti Joke

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