WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I like your hair

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A joke

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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