how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Womens Sports

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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