What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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I like your hair

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A joke

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Laura Pratz..

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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hi bye

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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