- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

a black guy with rights in 1924

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

I like boys!!!!! CC

womens rights

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A fish walks into a bar

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

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