Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Yah? Well your a ********

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Gay rights

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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