How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Diana and victoria

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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