KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Politics.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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