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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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