A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Miami Heat.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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