what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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lebron

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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hrih

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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