Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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