- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

It's long!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

there once was a frog with no leggs

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