What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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go F*** yourself

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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you suck

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