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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

speech and debate.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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