- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

I drive a 'rarri

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

hello anomonous

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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