What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Sarah Palin

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Anti Joke

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