What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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black people. that is all...

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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