ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Womens rights

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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