What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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So you there Red?

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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