What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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You

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The Olympics

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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